Ahoy ye land lubbers! T’day be the International Talk Like a Pirate Day! It be a day to take a grand voyage and plunder ships for their treasures! And it be me favorite day o’ the year!
An t prove to ye I ain’t tellin a tall tale, here be the official banner from the website!
Now to help ye wit’ yer plunderin and pillagin, here be an magical movin’ picture t’ help ye with troubles:
Now, me hearties! If I’d a been more prepared for me voyage this fine day I would’a had a fine tale for ye t lend yer eyes t’,but alas I’ve no rum to help me creativity along. If I do think of a fine tale to tell t’day I’ll be hanging it from the riggin’ right quick fer yer eye’s t see.
But don’ be lazin about ye ship all day ya rum-soaked bilge rats! Get out an’ do some plunderin an have jolly good time! Arrrr!